Oh my God! Oh… No, I’m sorry. Hi. I wasn't expecting you to be here. I’m completely unprepared…uh, geez, OK... So, my name is Calvin and um, right....rhymes with, um, OK, so...Rhyming is for children, you say?

Well, think again! because I’m a grown ass man who happens to think about rhymes all the time, puns too. I was having a hard time wrangling all of my wordplay, so I developed a series of complex musical mnemonic devices to keep them organized. I call these things “songs” and I’m collecting them on the internet for your enjoyment. Take a listen on Spotify, SoundCloud, iTunes or wherever you stream music. 

Internet’s not your thing? Thank god, me neither. For people like us, I play the songs live at music venues around New York City. Follow me on Instagram @calvinrezen or on Facebook at my music page, appositely entitled “Calvin Rezen’s Music Page.”

 

When I'm not impersonating a musician, I put my dramatic arts major to use writing comedy, plays and podcasts, and performing improv while trying to find my way onto a stage or screen. Booking a gig? Need a player? A wordsmith, perhaps? Pick a resume, get a prize! (Winner receives an edible arrangement of the fruits of my labor.)

music

SONGWRITER,

SOUND DESIGN

writing

PLAYS, SCRIPTS,
& LYRICS

acting

THEATER, FILM, 
& PERFORMANCE 

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