I don't have much to say here at the moment but my hope is this eventually just becomes a place to dump a few ideas I don't quite know what to do with yet. For now, I've decided to provide you with a list of prospective stupid band names. Enjoy.

Band names: 

Fowl Ball

Honesty gimmick

Dr Jenarian

Title wave

Malapropaganda

Disingenerous 

Printing pressed

Midsized crisis

Extra stencil crisis

Employee of the month

Nephew in Law

Model squirrel

Backseat diver

Hobbes is dead

MacArthur Grant submission tape

Rhetorical lobster

Boxer, Briefly

Disposable Karma

Foul Swoop